When a chick has a sense of humor, there’s nothing more attractive.
*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message*
i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees
I’m fucking freezing
We laugh at those who complain about 30° heat but as soon as the temp hits 18° its holy shit its the ice age’s comeback tour
this is my favorite thing
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
Can you find the hidden mother?
In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.
That’s kindof adorable<3
I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD
let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”
1st one, 6th one and the last one, I’m going to hell
DEAD BABIES ON MY DASH NO