Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
niall is the dumbest person alive yet somehow still pretty smart
harry is the biggest loser i’ve ever seen but is also really cool
zayn is king of the nerds but at the same time incredibly badass
louis is the world’s largest 4 year old but at the same time so caring
and liam is an oblivious dweeb but still sexy and charming
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
- REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
- SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said
I often see pics with Harry carry an inordinately large quantity of things in one hand, and think, “DAMN how much can one hand hold?”
Then I remember Louis’ ass.
And it all makes perfect sense
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
oohhh tank :P
I am a one stop shop for all your lame joke needs. of course staying true to this, have another?
what do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop!
it took me almost a minute to figure out that joke.. :P
and that is a prime example of why I do not tell good jokes. this of course doesn’t stop me from trying although I think it really should.
instead of taking my advice in the previous sentence, here is another joke!
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says
‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT
DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION
HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours