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louiswilliams:

i dont think ill ever stop laughing at this

Source: louiswilliams

— May/20 - 7,400 notes via blackfootsteps (Source) - reblog

tommoholics:

never make the mistake of asking niall a two-part question

Source: tommoholics

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Source: bryko

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Source: shipperofthetruth

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pizza:

dempokeballstho:

Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining

I mean,

really?

I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.

scared

Source: dempokeballstho

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basedgodniall:

niall is the dumbest person alive yet somehow still pretty smart

harry is the biggest loser i’ve ever seen but is also really cool

zayn is king of the nerds but at the same time incredibly badass

louis is the world’s largest 4 year old but at the same time so caring

and liam is an oblivious dweeb but still sexy and charming

how

Source: basedgodniall

— May/20 - 5,923 notes via larrysexisloud (Source) - reblog

Things Yahoo/Staff should change

rainbownova:

make a chat system

give alerts when someone answers your ask

REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING

FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT

search multiple tags at once

MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING

FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS

REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)

SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

Source: rainbownova

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laynefaire:

I often see pics with Harry carry an inordinately large quantity of things in one hand, and think, “DAMN how much can one hand hold?”

Then I remember Louis’ ass.

And it all makes perfect sense

Source: laynefaire

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payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

Source: samfuckingb3ttl3y

— May/20 - 170,882 notes via a-dash-of-hiddles (Source) - reblog

Anonymous
oohhh tank :P

I am a one stop shop for all your lame joke needs. of course staying true to this, have another?

what do you call a pig that does karate?

a pork chop!

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Anonymous
it took me almost a minute to figure out that joke.. :P

and that is a prime example of why I do not tell good jokes. this of course doesn’t stop me from trying although I think it really should.

instead of taking my advice in the previous sentence, here is another joke!

There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’

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tappingtomlinson:

brittun:

tappingtomlinson:

THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT

DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION

HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL

Source: herrolds

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shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

Source: slendrman

— May/20 - 174,732 notes via lol-gasm (Source) - reblog

egberts:

how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours

Source: egberts

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